Top 10 Reasons to buy iPad 2 by David Letterman [Video]

So what’s the Top 10 Reasons for you to buy an iPad 2? I don’t know, but I know what’s 10 Top Reasons from David Letterman.

Check out his video:

His Top 10 Reasons:

10. Special Microchip makes it obsolete 50% faster

9. Apple will sell it to you for $100 if you tell them Dave sent you

8. So thin you can use it to chop vegetables!

7. Comes with a camera on the front, one on the back and one in your neighbor’s shower

6. This is off topic, but who buys tickets to see a live Charlie Sheen Show?

5.New App which makes any room smell like biscuits

4. No number 4 — Writer still on line for an iPad 2

3. Isn’t it about time you did something for you?

2. Instead of a touch screen, it has a lick screen

1. In this economy, who doesn’t have 600 bucks to throw around?